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[Sep. 19th, 2007|03:48 pm] |
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Ahoy, lubbers. What arrrrrgh ye scurvy dogs to do for celebrating International Talk Like Pirate Day? Igor is enjoying some pirate wenches of hats, eyepatches, boots, and little else.
See, Aberforth, if ye not be driving me off, ye'd be knowing where this is being and having good time with me beauties.
Is said my pirate name be "Mad Tom Flint" but is seeming wrong for both "Tom" and "Flint," and another is said "Harpoon Harry The Horrible," which be even worse.
I'm meaning: Avast! And in Muggle Russia, deck swabs you! |
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[Jan. 6th, 2006|10:08 pm] |
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I am not butterfly. |
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| "Happy" Christmas |
[Dec. 21st, 2005|02:32 pm] |
![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) dolohovia is having clearly no music tastes.
I am thinking to haunt in this Snape's trunk. Is big space, and might as well be finding a someplace to settle.
Jingle Bells
Dolohov smells
Macnair laid an egg
Goylebroomstick lost his dick
And Igor got away |
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[Nov. 18th, 2005|12:01 am] |
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I am missing the strange things. The bickering and the petting and the exploding. Is not fair. Why does Igor have to be dead? I am not liking to be ghost, not liking at all.
And not interested in bothering Ministry of Magic for special haunting permit. Why would be requiring such? Is bad enough to be dead without extra paperwork.
Can you be seeing that, animal_politica? Fuck you.
Besides, I am not being citizen of this country. Why should it put laws on me when foreign? I can haunt wherever, whoever I choose. |
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| AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH |
[Aug. 16th, 2005|12:09 am] |
WHY AM I BEING DEAD?!?!?!?!?
WHY AM I BEING DEAD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
WHY AM I BEING DEAD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
I AM NOT LIKING TO BE GHOST!!!!!
HOW LONG HAS IGOR BEEN GHOST?!?!?!?! |
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| Something is not being right |
[Jul. 16th, 2005|12:01 am] |
I am not putting of the finger on its but something is being the wrong here. Am very displeased hair is not going better of the colour. Stupid silver. Stupid prankinger.
Really should to be leaving for new place sometime but am not feeling so the ready yet. |
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| THIS NOT BEING FUNNY!!!! |
[Apr. 1st, 2005|07:31 pm] |
Whoever is breaking into my undisclosed location and stripping away hair tonic is NOT BEING FUNNY AT ALL! IS NOT GOOD PRANK!
Hair colouring was good and not wanting to have be old again!
What is so wrong about wanting the old hair back?! Why is it being ruined?! NOT WANTING THE SILVER BACK! WHY IS BEING SILVER?!?!?!
It making Igor look old and is not. Not my fault that Ministry for Magic was being terrible to me and ruining beautiful luscious black locks.
OH MY DARK STARS YOU DID NOT TURN MY FAVOURITE ROBES THAT COLOUR! Oh you will PAY for THAT, bitch, I will hunt you down and KILL you for what you've done! Don't think you can get away, you TIT! |
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| FRIENDS ONLY - EXCEPT WHEN NOT |
[Feb. 5th, 2005|12:59 am] |
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| WHY ARE THINGS HAPPENING |
[Dec. 27th, 2004|11:40 pm] |
THIS is being terrible!
Marrying of a werewolf! Marrying of a poor werewolf! Marrying of a poor NOT PUREBLOOD werewolf!
This wizard is not being happy! Not happy at all! What happen to the Severus who would to destroy the children for snogging in the bushes? Now he is a snogger! This is not being right at all!
But I am not heartbroken either, please to not be thinking that. No.
This calls for disrobing with some hard liquor.
Am wondering what excuses he was making for me when I left. Now I have to question things. This is being a disturbing development, very disturbing.
Really would the Dark Lord be good to speak at a wedding? |
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| This is being a good song! |
[Nov. 30th, 2004|11:53 pm] |
AGEBAR, 'GEBAR, 'GEBAR!
Is strange they be removing the a, but ah well. Is for lyrical effect I am supposing. It's nice to be hearing the Latin, even if it's coming from the terrible Muggle wireless. I wonder if it is being meant as the drive or the urge or another variation? Hmmm.
LET'S START A WAR!
Oh my dark stars. Well. I am not to be in the war, no no.
AT THE 'GEBAR! |
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[Oct. 31st, 2004|03:15 pm] |
Oh my lord it's Hallowe'en and I'm terrified, terrified I say! And no, not because of the day, you tits! It's the Dark Lord's birthday and I really don't want to be a present!
I am being sad that the English is broken. When is broken English, I have the sexy accent. Many are loving it. I am always liking to be sexy.
But spank me if I'm wrong, fluent English sounds so gaaaayy coming out of me! I can't believe it!
Why can Igor not be the fluent and sexy at the same time? Is this price to pay for the unfortunately unscheduled departure for holiday? Is this curse of Dark Lord to sound either gay or stupid?
I am being sad.
Wait, I was saying terrified? Please to ignore that. Igor is never terrified. I am merely being more comfortable in hole underneath bed than in full view of any window on today. |
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| What is feeling the wrong? |
[Jul. 31st, 2004|09:03 am] |
I am not being sure why I am not feeling so the well. Something is feeling a bit of the wrong with me. Am to be thinking is not good time to changing of the locations yet.
Have not being found yet, so I think I will to stay in for a little while.
That is not meaning I am wanting the company! STAY AWAY!
DO NOT BE ATTEMPTING TO THE INTERRUPTION OF IGOR'S HOLIDAY! IS HOLIDAY, NOT HIDING! |
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